The sex was going great until.....(Fill the blank).

[indianajoe]

her mom said "it's my turn again !"

 

[brilor]

Her mother said she'd chop my balls off if I didn't shag her.

 

[indianajoe]

until the waterbed sprung a leak

 

[brilor]

Until the wife saw it on FB

 

[indianajoe]

until the chicken died

 

[brilor]

Until the wife text4e me to ask where I was.

 

[indianajoe]

until her penis got hard

 

[brilor]

Until the viagra wore off

 

[indianajoe]

until she woke up

 

[brilor]

until her girlfriend came home

 

[indianajoe]

until my hand went numb

 

[indianajoe]

until the air leaked out of her

 

[brilor]

Until the condom burst

 

[indianajoe]

until she farted

 

[indianajoe]

until the teacher called them back inside

 

[sexysadie]

...he announced he was done before he even took off his pants lol

 

[brilor]

I heard Donald Trump on the radio

 

[indianajoe]

...he announced he was done before he even took off his pants lol

im sorry,,it wont happen next time

 

[sexysadie]

im sorry,,it wont happen next time

teehee promises promises lol

 

[sexysadie]

I heard Donald Trump on the radio

omg that would do it for anybody lol