the tax man cometh

tumbleweed11855

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> > Sorry couldn't resist tis one. > >
> >
> > THE TAXMAN COMETH
> >
> > At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an
> > inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue.
> >
> >
> > While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and
> > said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do
> > with the candle drippings?'
> >
> >
> > 'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them
> > up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now
> > and then they send us a free box of candles.'
> >
> >
> > 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed
> > that his unusual question had a practical answer.
> >
> >
> > But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
> >
> > 'What about all these bread purchases? What do you do
> > with the crumbs?'
> >
> > 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realising that the
> > inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable
> > question. 'We collect them and send them back to the
> > manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free
> > box of bread.'
> >
> > 'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about
> > how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well,
> > Rabbi,' he went on, 'what do you do with all the
> > leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
> >
> > 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the
> > Rabbi...............
> >
> > 'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to
> > the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a
> > complete dick.'
 

tumbleweed11855

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but the tax man is still a dick!!!!...we were told that they (IRS) are going to audit every 1 out of 4!!!!
 

tumbleweed11855

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if you had a job there you would have a job!!!!...
shits getting bad...
we just layed off 3 the just hired 4 weeks ago...
must be the weather...maybe more next week..i hope not!!!!
we just got done training someone to do a job...
 

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been looking for a job for nearly 3 years lol thankfully, hubby makes enough money that I haven't had to take a job asking if you'd like fries with that lol I'm just too old for that! lol :crazy:
 
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