The What if game

squirt

Administrator
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
818,478
most of my neighbors do, there's the dog that bit Jack in the butt, I'd run from him ... and then there's the 2 little shits ... umm ... I mean shih tzus, I'd just holler and they'd be gone back where they came from lol

there's nothing you can do but wait and pray somebody comes soon lol Kroger would miss me eventually lol

what if every time you tried to move, the pain put you back down?
 

Manzy

Jokeroo VIP Status
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
69,678
I'd crawl to my phone and call for help lol

What if your oven went out in the middle of cooking your turkey?
 

squirt

Administrator
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
818,478
I suppose I'd see if a neighbor would let me finish cooking it in theirs

what if they said no? lol
 

Manzy

Jokeroo VIP Status
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
69,678
They’re probably cooking their own birds lol
I’d understand

What if you were allergic to everything except ice cream? lol
 

squirt

Administrator
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
818,478
that would mean I could have milk too lol 1sm088doubleup.gif

what if your turkey burnt black? lol
 

Manzy

Jokeroo VIP Status
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
69,678
We’d be going out to dinner lol

What if someone wanted to pay cash for your house right now?
 

squirt

Administrator
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
818,478
I'd turn them down, like all the others lol

what if you could have one serving of any dessert in the world for free?
 

Manzy

Jokeroo VIP Status
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
69,678
I’d take it is that what you mean lol

What if a friend called and was stranded hours away from you?
 

squirt

Administrator
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
818,478
well, I was looking for what kind, but that works lol

I'd try to find somebody closer to help

what if you had the choice between a spicy turkey or a regular turkey?
 

Manzy

Jokeroo VIP Status
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
69,678
Regular for me please lol (heartburn)

What if someone gave you a free gym membership?
 

Manzy

Jokeroo VIP Status
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
69,678
I’d probably give them to the family renewal shelter our club sponsors

What if you could hire maid service?
 

squirt

Administrator
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
818,478
I'd have to clean the house first lol

what if you could get your groceries delivered?
 

Manzy

Jokeroo VIP Status
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
69,678
I'd prefer to get my own I like to feel the fruit lol

What if you were invited to a Christmas play? (neighbor invited me today)
 

squirt

Administrator
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
818,478
if I was available, I'd go 1sm088doubleup.gif

what if you saw somebody drop a $100, and walk off?
 

Manzy

Jokeroo VIP Status
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
69,678
I'd pick it up and try and go see if I could catch them (honestly lol)

What if you couldn't find them? lol
 

squirt

Administrator
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
818,478
I'd buy a new pair of shoes lol

what if you could change houses but not neighborhoods? lol
 

Manzy

Jokeroo VIP Status
Joined
Dec 22, 2003
Messages
69,678
I'd do it :D

What if you heard someone screaming but couldn't figure out where?
 

squirt

Administrator
Joined
May 5, 2004
Messages
818,478
I'd try to figure out if they were screaming for help and act appropriately

what if you found an old suitcase with jewelry in it?
 
Top