The What if game

squirt

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no thank you, way too many people and way too much sitting lol

what if somebody wanted you to write a children's book?
 

Manzy

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I started a book ion's ago I would give it a shot

What if you ran into someone who looked identical to you?
 

squirt

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awkward! lol

what if a lady approached you in the grocery store and asked for money?
 

Manzy

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inside the store I may say I'll buy you a sandwich though lol

What if someone blocked you in the parking lot?
 

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I'd be huntin' them down, let me out! lol

what if they were nowhere to be found? lol
 

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I’d tell store security to make an announcement then call a tow truck lol

What if you got a shitty gift in a gift exchange party?
 

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graciously accept it as something i'll put in my summer yard sale

what if someone sent you a sexy text by accident?
 

squirt

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they'd get crickets, no phone, no texting for me lol 1sm088doubleup.gif

what if you woke up to snow so high, you couldn't leave your house?
 

Manzy

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I'd stay in and watch movies lol

What if could stay in bed all day would you?
 

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As long as there’s a bunch of us and my singing isn’t noticed lol

What if you were invited to a hot tub party?
 

squirt

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no thanks, I'm really not the partying type these days lol

what if your significant other wanted to get one? (a jacuzzi)
 

Manzy

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I’d say it’s about time lol

What if you couldn’t get rid of heartburn?
 

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I'd compromise and just put up lights I reckon but we have an artificial right in the garage lol

What if you put up all the house lights and half were out?
 

squirt

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I'd prolly take them down and throw them away

what if a package you sent never arrived at it's destination?
 

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I'd track it and see what happened may have to send again

What if you ordered something and it never shipped?
 

squirt

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somebody owes me! lol

what if The Grinch walked into the store you were shopping in? lol (true story lol)
 

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I'd say "you really are a grinch, aren't you?" lol

what if they put grids on the inside of wrapping paper? lol
 
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