The What if game

Manzy

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I’d offer to go in on storage container lol

What if you got a foot of snow? ?
 

Manzy

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It was half and half I stayed in lol

What if the grocery store shelves were bare?
 

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it would be a wasted trip, I'd call first

what if they had the one thing you went in for? lol
 

Manzy

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I’d be happy lol even happier if I read that right ?

What if you woke up to the house full of roses ?
 

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honestly, I would wish he hadn't spent the money lol

what if you came home to a spotless bathroom? lol
 

Manzy

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I'd be excited I've done that for hubby but never vise versa lol

What if you could take one day a week off the computer would you?
 

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sure, as long as I was well occupied

what if you had to empty your house? lol
 

Manzy

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I’d probably hire some help, I’d probably drop most of it otherwise cuz of my fingers lol

What if a huge TV was delivered to your house with no return address?
 

Manzy

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Would decline prefer a rambler like we have.. plus our dog has arthritis

What if someone contacted you and said they were related?
 

squirt

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they would have to tell me how

what if you could rent a room in your house out?
 

Manzy

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Ha! Funny you said that, my brother called last night and we got to talking he said I’ll just move in and you can cook for me My answer was You can just move closer lol
The answer is nope ?

What if a bird landed on your shoulder and wouldn’t budge?
 

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I'd be SO thrilled! he could stay there as long as he wanted to! lol

what if you found some old family jewelry, but had no clue what it's worth?
 

Manzy

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I’d have it appraised

What if you got in an accident and had warrants would you stay at the scene?
 

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yes, because fleeing would only make matters much much worse

what if you could do away with most, if not all, of your kitchen cabinets?
 

Manzy

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Where would I put stuff lol I have to have cabinets and I have cool stuff on top of them too

What if you were asked to foster pets?
 

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I'd love to, but can't right now

what if you could have a pantry instead? lol
 

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I’d opt for the cupboards need a place for plates, bowls etc lol

What if your boss treated you mean?
 

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can put all that in the pantry

I have a union standing behind me

what if you could design your own house?
 
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