squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 816,026 Jul 30, 2019 #5,881 move out lol what if you kept finding dead lizards in your house? lol
Manzy Jokeroo VIP Status Joined Dec 22, 2003 Messages 69,283 Jul 31, 2019 #5,882 I’d wonder why as I don’t have any cats lol What if coyotes were coming in your yard?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 816,026 Jul 31, 2019 #5,883 I'd set up a perimeter defense what if you had a baby shower to go to?
Manzy Jokeroo VIP Status Joined Dec 22, 2003 Messages 69,283 Aug 1, 2019 #5,884 I’d go lol What if they only had expensive gifts on their list?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 816,026 Aug 3, 2019 #5,885 they'd have to assume I checked the list lol what if it was a family member? lol Last edited: Aug 5, 2019
Manzy Jokeroo VIP Status Joined Dec 22, 2003 Messages 69,283 Aug 5, 2019 #5,886 I’d see if someone wanted to go in half did the with my nieces crib What if you were in a store and a shooter started shooting?
I’d see if someone wanted to go in half did the with my nieces crib What if you were in a store and a shooter started shooting?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 816,026 Aug 5, 2019 #5,887 they recommend putting as much distance from the shooter as possible in a zig zag pattern, and get out of the store, ducking for cover just makes you a sitting duck what if nothing you said was being understood? lol
they recommend putting as much distance from the shooter as possible in a zig zag pattern, and get out of the store, ducking for cover just makes you a sitting duck what if nothing you said was being understood? lol
Manzy Jokeroo VIP Status Joined Dec 22, 2003 Messages 69,283 Aug 7, 2019 #5,888 Story of my life lol What if a family member offered you a ride on their Harley?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 816,026 Aug 7, 2019 #5,889 I'd take it, I've never ridden on a motorcycle what if bugs started hitting you in the face? lol
Manzy Jokeroo VIP Status Joined Dec 22, 2003 Messages 69,283 Aug 15, 2019 #5,890 Like outside walking? lol I reckon I’d go where they weren’t What if you had a giant ant hill in the yard?
Like outside walking? lol I reckon I’d go where they weren’t What if you had a giant ant hill in the yard?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 816,026 Aug 16, 2019 #5,891 like on a motorcycle lol I would sprinkle corn meal mixed with a little borax on the mound, a little each day, until it was gone what if you found a little zipper purse with nearly $100 in it, no ID, nothing else, just the cash?
like on a motorcycle lol I would sprinkle corn meal mixed with a little borax on the mound, a little each day, until it was gone what if you found a little zipper purse with nearly $100 in it, no ID, nothing else, just the cash?
Manzy Jokeroo VIP Status Joined Dec 22, 2003 Messages 69,283 Aug 25, 2019 #5,892 I reckon I just made $100 lol What if when you picked up the little coin purse with no id and nothing but nearly $100 someone approached you asking for it? lol
I reckon I just made $100 lol What if when you picked up the little coin purse with no id and nothing but nearly $100 someone approached you asking for it? lol
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 816,026 Aug 28, 2019 #5,893 I'd ask them to tell me what was in it what if you found a phone in the shopping cart you picked?
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 206,762 Aug 28, 2019 #5,894 I'd hand it in to customer services. What if your next door neighbour came on to you?
Manzy Jokeroo VIP Status Joined Dec 22, 2003 Messages 69,283 Aug 28, 2019 #5,895 I’d politely say No Thanks (and wonder what they’ve been smoking lol) What if your car stalled in the middle of an intersection?
I’d politely say No Thanks (and wonder what they’ve been smoking lol) What if your car stalled in the middle of an intersection?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 816,026 Aug 29, 2019 #5,896 I'd need the angel that pushed my stalled car out of an intersection lol what if your hero came out of nowhere and vanished? lol
I'd need the angel that pushed my stalled car out of an intersection lol what if your hero came out of nowhere and vanished? lol
Manzy Jokeroo VIP Status Joined Dec 22, 2003 Messages 69,283 Aug 30, 2019 #5,897 I would announce it on my FB neighborhood group he'd get the Thank you its the best platform for sharing What if you woke up with a black eye?
I would announce it on my FB neighborhood group he'd get the Thank you its the best platform for sharing What if you woke up with a black eye?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 816,026 Aug 31, 2019 #5,898 I'd be shocked! prolly call the doc too! what if things in your yard started flying around?
Manzy Jokeroo VIP Status Joined Dec 22, 2003 Messages 69,283 Sep 15, 2019 #5,899 they do all the time like an umbrella just pick them up lol What if you won free tickets to the Cowboys game?
they do all the time like an umbrella just pick them up lol What if you won free tickets to the Cowboys game?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 816,026 Sep 16, 2019 #5,900 I'd give them to prplflwr and Joel, they'd enjoy it a thousand times more than I would what if they were at center field? lol
I'd give them to prplflwr and Joel, they'd enjoy it a thousand times more than I would what if they were at center field? lol
