The What if game

squirt

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move out lol

what if you kept finding dead lizards in your house? lol
 

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I’d wonder why as I don’t have any cats lol

What if coyotes were coming in your yard?
 

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I'd set up a perimeter defense

what if you had a baby shower to go to?
 

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I’d go lol

What if they only had expensive gifts on their list?
 

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they'd have to assume I checked the list lol

what if it was a family member? lol
 
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I’d see if someone wanted to go in half did the with my nieces crib

What if you were in a store and a shooter started shooting?
 

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they recommend putting as much distance from the shooter as possible in a zig zag pattern, and get out of the store, ducking for cover just makes you a sitting duck

what if nothing you said was being understood? lol
 

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Story of my life lol

What if a family member offered you a ride on their Harley?
 

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I'd take it, I've never ridden on a motorcycle

what if bugs started hitting you in the face? lol
 

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Like outside walking? lol I reckon I’d go where they weren’t

What if you had a giant ant hill in the yard?
 

squirt

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like on a motorcycle lol

I would sprinkle corn meal mixed with a little borax on the mound, a little each day, until it was gone

what if you found a little zipper purse with nearly $100 in it, no ID, nothing else, just the cash?
 

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I reckon I just made $100 lol

What if when you picked up the little coin purse with no id and nothing but nearly $100 someone approached you asking for it? lol
 

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I'd ask them to tell me what was in it

what if you found a phone in the shopping cart you picked?
 

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I'd hand it in to customer services.


What if your next door neighbour came on to you?
 

Manzy

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I’d politely say No Thanks (and wonder what they’ve been smoking lol)

What if your car stalled in the middle of an intersection?
 

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I'd need the angel that pushed my stalled car out of an intersection lol star.gif

what if your hero came out of nowhere and vanished? lol
 

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I would announce it on my FB neighborhood group he'd get the Thank you its the best platform for sharing

What if you woke up with a black eye?
 

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I'd be shocked! prolly call the doc too!

what if things in your yard started flying around?
 

Manzy

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they do all the time like an umbrella just pick them up lol

What if you won free tickets to the Cowboys game?
 

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I'd give them to prplflwr and Joel, they'd enjoy it a thousand times more than I would

what if they were at center field? lol
 
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