The What if game

[Manzy]

Still free it’s all good lol

What if the flowers you planted for spring started blooming now and you had harsh winters?

 

[squirt]

I'd try covering them (in the winter)

what if you had a rose bush that was struggling?

 

[brilor]

I'd dig it up.

What if you had a cat coming into your garden and shitting?

 

[squirt]

I'd sprinkle the garden with cinnamon

what if someone kept taking your parking spot?

 

[brilor]

They did so I got a driveway made into my property.

What if your postman/woman was opening your mail?

 

[squirt]

I'd call the post master general for the local branch

what if you weren't getting any mail?

 

[brilor]

I'd have less junk to recycle.

What if you went to jail and an inmate fancied you?

 

[squirt]

I'd try to wake up lol

what if a cop was parked across from your house every day?

 

[brilor]

I'd think one of the neighbours was a terrorist or similar.

What if that cop wanted to use your house?

 

[squirt]

be kinda' dumb to say no, huh? lol

what if you had to feed them too lol

 

[brilor]

I'd rather keep them for a week than a fortnight.

What if they stank out your loo?

 

[squirt]

I'd break out the air freshener lol

what if your toilet got clogged? lol

 

[brilor]

Guess I'd have to call a plumber.

What if they left your house in a mess?

 

[squirt]

I'd just be glad they left lol

what if you came home to a ladder in your house? lol

 

[brilor]

I'd say How the **** did that get there.

What if I told you that I was once a trainee priest?

 

[squirt]

I'd say that explains a lot lol

what if you could take a late night dip in a pool?

 

[brilor]

I'd ask you to join in.
What if I was naked?

 

[squirt]

I'd turn the light on lol

what if I wasn't? lol

 

[brilor]

I'd ask you to strip off.

What if you did strip off, would I be impressed?

 

[squirt]

I'm 58, I've had 3 kids and a hysterectomy (scar goes from hip to hip), prolly not lol

what if I politely declined? lol