The What if game

Manzy

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Still free it’s all good lol

What if the flowers you planted for spring started blooming now and you had harsh winters?
 

squirt

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I'd try covering them (in the winter)

what if you had a rose bush that was struggling?
 

brilor

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I'd dig it up.

What if you had a cat coming into your garden and shitting?
 

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I'd sprinkle the garden with cinnamon

what if someone kept taking your parking spot?
 

brilor

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They did so I got a driveway made into my property.

What if your postman/woman was opening your mail?
 

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I'd call the post master general for the local branch

what if you weren't getting any mail?
 

brilor

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I'd have less junk to recycle.

What if you went to jail and an inmate fancied you?
 

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I'd try to wake up lol nightmare.gif

what if a cop was parked across from your house every day?
 

brilor

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I'd think one of the neighbours was a terrorist or similar.

What if that cop wanted to use your house?
 

squirt

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be kinda' dumb to say no, huh? lol

what if you had to feed them too lol
 

brilor

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I'd rather keep them for a week than a fortnight.

What if they stank out your loo?
 

squirt

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I'd break out the air freshener lol

what if your toilet got clogged? lol
 

brilor

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Guess I'd have to call a plumber.

What if they left your house in a mess?
 

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I'd just be glad they left lol

what if you came home to a ladder in your house? lol
 

brilor

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I'd say How the **** did that get there.

What if I told you that I was once a trainee priest?
 

squirt

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I'd say that explains a lot lol ♥

what if you could take a late night dip in a pool?
 

brilor

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I'd ask you to strip off.

What if you did strip off, would I be impressed?
 

squirt

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I'm 58, I've had 3 kids and a hysterectomy (scar goes from hip to hip), prolly not lol

what if I politely declined? lol
 
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