Manzy Jokeroo VIP Status Joined Dec 22, 2003 Messages 70,935 Sep 18, 2019 #5,901 Still free it’s all good lol What if the flowers you planted for spring started blooming now and you had harsh winters?
Still free it’s all good lol What if the flowers you planted for spring started blooming now and you had harsh winters?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 824,794 Sep 18, 2019 #5,902 I'd try covering them (in the winter) what if you had a rose bush that was struggling?
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 209,367 Sep 23, 2019 #5,903 I'd dig it up. What if you had a cat coming into your garden and shitting?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 824,794 Sep 24, 2019 #5,904 I'd sprinkle the garden with cinnamon what if someone kept taking your parking spot?
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 209,367 Sep 24, 2019 #5,905 They did so I got a driveway made into my property. What if your postman/woman was opening your mail?
They did so I got a driveway made into my property. What if your postman/woman was opening your mail?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 824,794 Sep 25, 2019 #5,906 I'd call the post master general for the local branch what if you weren't getting any mail?
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 209,367 Sep 25, 2019 #5,907 I'd have less junk to recycle. What if you went to jail and an inmate fancied you?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 824,794 Sep 25, 2019 #5,908 I'd try to wake up lol what if a cop was parked across from your house every day?
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 209,367 Sep 26, 2019 #5,909 I'd think one of the neighbours was a terrorist or similar. What if that cop wanted to use your house?
I'd think one of the neighbours was a terrorist or similar. What if that cop wanted to use your house?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 824,794 Sep 27, 2019 #5,910 be kinda' dumb to say no, huh? lol what if you had to feed them too lol
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 209,367 Sep 27, 2019 #5,911 I'd rather keep them for a week than a fortnight. What if they stank out your loo?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 824,794 Sep 29, 2019 #5,912 I'd break out the air freshener lol what if your toilet got clogged? lol
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 209,367 Sep 30, 2019 #5,913 Guess I'd have to call a plumber. What if they left your house in a mess?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 824,794 Oct 1, 2019 #5,914 I'd just be glad they left lol what if you came home to a ladder in your house? lol
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 209,367 Oct 4, 2019 #5,915 I'd say How the **** did that get there. What if I told you that I was once a trainee priest?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 824,794 Oct 5, 2019 #5,916 I'd say that explains a lot lol what if you could take a late night dip in a pool?
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 209,367 Oct 5, 2019 #5,917 I'd ask you to join in. What if I was naked?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 824,794 Oct 5, 2019 #5,918 I'd turn the light on lol what if I wasn't? lol
brilor Jokeroo Legend Joined Mar 26, 2004 Messages 209,367 Oct 7, 2019 #5,919 I'd ask you to strip off. What if you did strip off, would I be impressed?
squirt Administrator Joined May 5, 2004 Messages 824,794 Oct 8, 2019 #5,920 I'm 58, I've had 3 kids and a hysterectomy (scar goes from hip to hip), prolly not lol what if I politely declined? lol
I'm 58, I've had 3 kids and a hysterectomy (scar goes from hip to hip), prolly not lol what if I politely declined? lol