The What if game

brilor

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I'd accept.

What if I showed you my scars?
 

squirt

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I'd be curious to hear the stories! ♥

what if I asked you to tell the stories? lol
 

squirt

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I'd still love ya ♥

what if I asked what happened to the other one? lol
 

squirt

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I'd say ditto lol

what if I told you there's a nice fire going in the fireplace? lol
 

brilor

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I'd say I'd wanna snuggle up with you.

What I offered you a Drambuie?
 

squirt

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I'd remind you I quit drinking in 2009 lol

what if I suggested warm apple cider instead? lol
 

brilor

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I'd add some brandy to it and say cheers.

What if you fell off the wagon?
 

squirt

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I won't, I didn't quit because I have a problem with booze, I quit because I never really liked it, grew up with an alcoholic uncle who would drink his electric bill and we had to run an extension cord to his house so his daughters could do their homework, and an aunt that would get drunk with men, take them home where they'd beat her so bad, she'd be hospitalized, only to be back in the bar as soon as she got out, I quit because I had some wine the night before we went to pick out my sister's headstone, and I got so sick, I had trouble "being there" at a very important time, that won't happen again, I say what I mean and mean what I say, I'm done with alcohol

what if I bored you to tears? lol
 

squirt

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you should send condolences to my husband lol

what if I suddenly wasn't here anymore?
 

squirt

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awwwwww ♥

my daughter is a member here, my oldest son has an account too, you'll know lol

what if I'm just gone for a couple of days? (granddaughter's coming tomorrow for the weekend)
 

brilor

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Then I'd say stay off here and enjoy.

What if I was to depart this earth how would anyone know?
 

Manzy

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I would hope you already had someone informed to let us know

What if you had a ton of trick or treaters but no candy?
 

brilor

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I wouldn't answer the door.

What if you bought in a load of candy and didn't get any trick or treaters?
 

Manzy

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I’d give it to our family renewal shelter

What if you were invited to a costume party?
 

AuroraAngel

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I would go if you were having the party just for the eye candy ;) :emoji_heartpulse:

What if I told you that I really think you are an awesome man?
 
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