The What if game

brilor

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I'd say are you sure!

What if I asked you if that was your arse on your sig pic what would you tell me?
 

AuroraAngel

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I would tell you the truth and say, "I wish"! lol

What if I told you that I am most definitely sure? :emoji_hearts:
 

AuroraAngel

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I would love to hear the story behind it. It would be great to get to know you better! And I would say celibacy doesn't seem to apply to you. ;)

What if I told you I was a sex addict in my younger days and I have a tongue ring? lol :devilish:
 

Manzy

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I’d ask if the tongue ring hurt lol

What if you walked in on the middle of something? lol ?
 

AuroraAngel

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It hurt only for a few days after it was pierced.

I would do an about face and walk back out...lol

What if you did something spectacular and saved the day? ;)
 

AuroraAngel

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Been there many times...lol It honestly depending on who was fighting. If it was my sons (like has happened before), I'd knock some heads together and chill them down. lol

What if someone was spreading horrible gossip about you and it was ruining your reputation?
 

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I reckon I'd find out who my friends really are

what if someone made a promise to you, but didn't keep it?
 

AuroraAngel

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I would forgive them easily. It happens to me often and I am soft-hearted.

What if you seen someone drop money on the ground?
 

Manzy

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I’d let them know they dropped it

What if you heard coyotes near your house in the night?
 

brilor

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I'd say how the hell did they get here.

What if you woke up to a stranger looking down at you?
 

brilor

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I'd have ot mop up and housetrain it.

What if you woke up to a hole in your ceiling?
 

AuroraAngel

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I'd call a repair man to get it fixed.

What if your mate left for a year? Would you wait for them?
 

brilor

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Yes.

What if when they came back you didn't like them anymore?
 

AuroraAngel

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It's really hard for me not to like someone. I am a firm believer that everyone deserves a chance so I would look into my reasons why I felt dislike for my mate and find a resolution for it.

What if you lost your love thru death? Would you move on someday to another?
 

AuroraAngel

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I love your answer. :D

If it made them happy in life, yes. My only wish was for my love to be happy.

What if a robber entered your home and you discovered him there?
 

Manzy

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I'd freak out probably shit lol

What if he had friends with him?
 
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