The What if game

brilor

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I'd be distraught as my dear wife would be dead.

What if there was only you and two others would you eat the dead to stay alive?
 

Manzy

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I’d ask for a new kitchen sink and faucet and countertop lol

What if a time machine landed in your yard?
 

brilor

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I'd rub my eyes and hope to wake up.

What if you were asked to donate a kidney?
 

Manzy

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If my kidney could help someone and was viable I would

what if your significant other brought home a snake for a pet?
 

squirt

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I wouldn't care, just better not expect me to take care of that too, I'll let it die first lol

what if it was a lizard?
 

squirt

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I'd give it to a grandson lol

what if somebody who said they'd fix your roof quit answering you and never fixed the roof? lol
 

brilor

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I'd get someone else.

What if you got your roof fixed and the roofer fell off and sued you?
 

stevent222

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I'd tell the Roofer to stand in line of the people that wanted to sue me.

What if I showed up at your front door at 2 a.m?
 

squirt

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you'd be met by a mad 250lb man lol

what if they fixed your roof and you never got a bill? lol
(true story!)
 

brilor

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I'd remind them in a couple of years LOL.

What if you got a puncture and your spare was flat what would you do?
 

AuroraAngel

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That actually happened to me. Start walking, Baby...lol

What if you had to walk and no one offered a ride into town? lol
 

Sexylady007

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I think I really don't want to know what's going to happen ahead of time because not knowing keeps me faithful
But to answer your question it would scare the :poop: out of me lol

What if this day kept replaying itself over and over again like the movie groundhogs day?
 

brilor

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I'd die

What if you went on a blind date and they asked you if you would marry them?
 

squirt

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I'm not in any hurry to get another man - no thanks lol nono.gif

what if your significant other had a secret they wouldn't share with you?
 
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