The What if game

brilor

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I'd speak to them in the garden 2 metres apart.

What if you were quarantined?
 

squirt

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I'm a homebody anyway, but I'd have to get out sometimes, even if it's sitting in a drive-thru line lol

what if you were, but your spouse wasn't?
 

brilor

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I'd go stir crazy.

What if you won a bottle of whisky would you give it to someone?
 

brilor

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I'd have to refuse as I have been out already today.

What if I challenged you to run a 10k would you?
 

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that's cute, you think I run lol I don't run lol

what if I challenged you to a game of chess?
 

brilor

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I 'd ask you for a rematch.

What if I asked you to join me in a game of strip poker?
 

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I'd remind you we're both happily married lol

what if I invited you for a beer? lol
 

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I'd be shocked, but I'd still love you

what if I just simply believed you?
 

brilor

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I'd be astounded.

What if I told you I was born in Mackemland?
 

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I'd find THAT hard to believe! lol

what if you won the lottery today?
 

brilor

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I'd be surprised as I haven't entered it!

What if you got flowers delivered without a card saying who they were from?
 

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I'd just figure it was an accident lol

what if we have to wear masks in public for the rest of the year?
 
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