The world according to Koni

konifur

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Bamber

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Well, it's the names of three music groups, but I don't see the connection with this thread.
 

brilor

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So guys I did a massive shop earlier as there was a big delivery in. Bought loo roll, pasta, bread, soup, hand gels the lot. My trolley was absolutely rammed full. Then I saw this old girl behind me with only two things. She looked sad and said, "I’ve only managed to get a box of Kleenex and a bag of nuts everything else is gone."

I felt terrible. Here I am with all this stuff waiting in line and this poor old girl had sod all.

So I did the right thing and said to her, "Go on love, you go in front, you’ve only got two things!"
 

brilor

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There’s not much food left on the shelves so today I just bought what I could get my hands on, and I’ve tried crab paste for the very first time.

It’s disgusting, I’m taking it back to the chemist first thing tomorrow to get a refund.
 
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