So guys I did a massive shop earlier as there was a big delivery in. Bought loo roll, pasta, bread, soup, hand gels the lot. My trolley was absolutely rammed full. Then I saw this old girl behind me with only two things. She looked sad and said, "I’ve only managed to get a box of Kleenex and a bag of nuts everything else is gone."
I felt terrible. Here I am with all this stuff waiting in line and this poor old girl had sod all.
So I did the right thing and said to her, "Go on love, you go in front, you’ve only got two things!"