Then this month......

LAWRENCE

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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments,
"You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in June, and left me $10,000."
said the friend. "Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000."
The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!"
"Then this month,..." continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"

 

stevent222

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LOL! It's the middle of the month now and I'd settle for $4.25 for a pack of cigarettes.
 
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