Three men walk into a bar ..........

LAWRENCE

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The first thing that the bartender tells them is not to go into the back room, it is forbidden!

Naturally, as soon as the bartender leaves, one of then men goes into the room.

He sees a really hot, big-breasted woman in there and hundreds of penises all over the walls.

She walks up to him and grabs him by the nuts and asks him what his father did for a living.

He tells her that he was a meat grinder....so she pulls out a meat grinder and grinds up his dick....he runs out screaming.

The second man goes in the room and the same thing happens, except he says,

My father was a butcher."

So she chops it off and he runs out screaming.

Then the third man goes in and once again the same thing happens.


But when she asks what his father did, he says, "He was a lollypop tester!



:crazylove:
 

Pixsurguy

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Three Blondes walked into a bar.

You'd have thought that at least ONE of them would have seen it.
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The undersigned representatives of the Lollipop Guild do not endorse this commercial.
 

konifur

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she rammed a stick down his japs eye:sticktongueout:
 

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A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Drinks for all on me. That is including you, bartender."

The bartender follows the man's order and says, "That will be $42.50 please."

The drunk says he has no money, and the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night, the same drunk comes in and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again, the bartender follows the drunk's instructions and the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for everyone except the bartender.

The bartender says, "What, no drink for me?"

"Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."
 

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A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.

He walks up behind her and says: "Hi there good looking, how's it going?"

She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."

He says, "No kidding?, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
 
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