The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me inthe driveway just jumping for joy! She said, "I have some really great news! I'm pregnant!!!"
I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said "Well, I went to Boots and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
A blonde secretary was getting ready to leave her job in a high-rise office building. As she stepped into the elevator, a young executive stepped in with her. She looked at him and said "t.g.i.f.". He looked back and said "s.h.i.t." She was taken somewhat aback at this, but was determined to make a good impression on him, so she said "T.g.if., thank God it's Friday." He said "s.h.i.t., sorry honey, it's Thursday."