Todays Blonde Joke......

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Three men with speech impediments are in therapy.
The therapist is blonde, petite and as fit as fuck.She says, "if you can tell me where you live without stuttering, I will suck your cock and you can come in my mouth."The first man stands up and stammers, "Mmmmanchester."The next man says, "bbbbirmingham."Next up is Paddy, an Irishman. He stands up, composes himself and says, "London."She gets his cock out and gives him the best blow job he's ever had.As he sighs, he says, "ddddddddddderryyyyyy."

 

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What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A golden retriever!

 

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Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

 

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Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette,....?

A: A blond doing cartwheels.

 

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Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

 

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A brunette was standing on a river bank, she hollered to the blonde on the other bank, "How do I get to the other side of the river?" The blonde said "Helloooo… you're on the other side!"

 

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[tasman]

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Time for a shakedown!

 

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My blonde wife and I got into an argument because I accused her of being stupid.

Eventually she jumped up out of her seat and yelled, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't walk out of that door!"

I replied, "The plane hasn't landed yet."

 

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