A blonde goes back to the store where she bought a new bed.
She said that her husband was coming home later and she wanted to know how to delete
the memory from the memory foam mattress.
A guy wanted to cross a river, but the bridge was washed out. He saw a blonde on the opposite bank, so he yelled "How do I get to the other side?"
She replied "Hellooo! You're ON the other side!"
