[QUOTE="kipper, post: 4185776]I always thought you were having an asthma attack anyway. And I'm sure the kids ain't all mine, 3 are black, 2 look like Jackie Chan and the only white one has Ginger hair![/QUOTE]
well, you wuz bizzy having sex with the dog and my sister, WTF was I supposed to do?! lol :eh:
[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4185791]with a fecking match!
I prolly wouldn't burn it if you'd get your arse out of the bar at a decent hour! lol :drinking:[/QUOTE]
Well I don't come home coz you get upset easy, I went out the other Friday and never got back till the Monday and you were upset, I thought fuck knows who's upset her, couldn't have been me as I hadn't been there....
Hilarious !! but it does have truth to it. Thats what happens when you have been married for along long time. You tend to bring up every single disagreement baggage. A marraige needs to have a weight limit to not exceed