Young Konifur s busride!

Anna

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We all know how Konifur loves his bus ride
Well he started young...
One morning young konifur walked into a city bus and sits right behind the driver
and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

Young Koni goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid,

"What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

Young Konifur smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

:longwalker::lildevil:
 

stevent222

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Yes that really does sound like a young Konifur.
 

squirt

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you may have to tap him on the shoulder lol :blowkiss:
 

Anna

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3399890]you may have to tap him on the shoulder lol :blowkiss:[/QUOTE]

I guess he s o busy at the min.keeping up to track and checking funny mails..bless..
 

Anna

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3399908]he almost always has to be linked lol :lotsalove:[/QUOTE]

I nudged him now..lol :p
 

konifur

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:crazyaboutyou::lovearrow: .....and it was where i met the nun.:lildevil:
 

Anna

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[QUOTE="konifur, post: 3400030]:crazyaboutyou::lovearrow: .....and it was where i met the nun.:lildevil:[/QUOTE]

what excample did you tell her...and did she drag you up to the backseat for a spanking?
 

konifur

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[QUOTE="~ Anna ~, post: 3400714]what excample did you tell her...and did she drag you up to the backseat for a spanking?[/QUOTE]

yes she did and she gave me a pokey bum spanking at the rest is history
 
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