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A young college girl came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!" she cried. "I did? What...

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast...

A Case of Beer --* A guy is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend stops him and asks, "Hey! Whatcha got...

*-- My Son Swallowed A Quarter --* One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter...

Why was the Mackem arrested for indecent exposure? Someone asked him to count to eleven.

He has!

Conversation at Buckingham Palace, Phil The Greek: "Awe c'mon Liz, we've not done one for ages, who's it gonna be, the nigger or the...